Dear Heavenly Father…

… Jesus is late, in case you weren’t already aware.

Earlier this week I received an e-mail from our local library. The contents of the e-mail are as follows:

“Courtesy reminder –
The following items are due soon                           Due Date
———
The original adventures of Hank                        07/20/2010
Jesus                                                                               07/20/2010

So, for your information, according to the Rhinelander District Library, Jesus is now officially overdue. I thought you’d like to know.

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