Is it possible that a large flock of large birds, who were all flying over the same location at the same time, could have excreted this amount of matter, all at the same time? What are the odds? In the four and a half years we’ve lived in this house, we’ve never encountered anything like this, with either of our cars. I mean, come on! Is it possible that I’ve offended them in some way?
Fortunately, some of them missed. Here’s the driveway next to where I was parked.
I guess I should just be glad I wasn’t out there when it happened.